Another survey; life is boring right now.
Sex Confessions....

Are you a virgin? No

Are you straight? No

Are you gay? Yes

Are you a lesbian? Yes

Are you BI? No

Are you asexual? No

Have you ever been involved in a three some? Yes

Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend? Kind of; we weren't properly together at the time, but it was emotional cheating nonetheless.

Have you ever had a one night stand with someone? No

Have you ever kissed someone and didn't know their name? No

Do you or have you ever had a STD? No

Kissed the same sex before? Yes

Had sex with the same sex? Yes

Made a naughty home video? Yes

Paid someone to have sex with you? No

Had sex with someone's parent? No

Had sex with someone 10 years older than you? No

Had sex with someone 10 years younger than you? No

Had sex at work? Yes

Had sex in a pool? No

Had sex on your parents bed? No

Had sex in a car? Yes

Had anal sex? No

School Related Confessions....

Skipped class? Yes

Ever had detention? No

Ever got expelled? No

Cheated on a test/ homework? No

Thought a teacher was hot? Yes

Told off a teacher? Yes

Made out with some one in the middle of the hallway? Yes

Drugs and Alcohol Confessions...

Smoked pot? Yes

Been seriously intoxicated? Yes

Ever blacked out from drinking? Yes

Done Meth? No

Done Coke? No

Done Speed? No

Done Acid? No

Done Shrooms? No

Done ecstasy? No

Done Opium? No

Done Heroin? No

Done Oxycotton? No

Done Mascaline? No

Done Angeldust? No

Love and Relationship Confessions...

Cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend? Kind of

Lied about the sex being good? Haven't had to...

Faked an orgasm? No

Lied to your mate in general? Yes

Been in love with more than one person? No

Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? No

Because this holiday is shit, and even I get bored of fucking neverending work eventually.
I am:

Happy. Sad. A good friend. Adventurous. Shy. Confident. Procrastinating. A male. Bored. Anxious. Clumsy. Sociable. Always punctual. Selfish. Intelligent. Funny. A female. Sarcastic. Insecure. Sick. Beautiful. Articulate. Loud. Kind. Even tempered. Honest. Short. Tall. Medium height. Proud of myself. Loving. Witty. Down to earth. Outspoken. Determined. High maintenance. Pretty. Assertive. Organized. Selfless.

I have:

Brown hair. Brown eyes. Blue Eyes. Curly hair. Long fingernails. Braces.Chipped nail polish. Long legs. Straight hair. A fringe. Long eyelashes. Sore feet. Freckles. Dark skin. Medium skin. Green eyes. Blonde hair. Dyed hair. Short legs. Red hair. Big boobs. Rosy cheeks. Wavy hair. Black hair. Small waist. Tattoos. Piercings. Big ears. Short hair. Pale skin.

I love:

Flowers. Kisses. Summer. Coffee. The rain. Candles. Incense. Late night talk shows. Insects. Hugs. Attention. The beach. Chocolate. Music. Beanies. Harry Potter. Twilight. Facebook. Black and white photos. Sleeping in. Driving. Narrating my pet’s thoughts. Opening gifts. Buying gifts. Halloween. Cute texts. Apples. Compliments. Country music. Hip hop. Sushi. Sports. Art. Singing. Seeing my loved ones happy. Surprises. Sunsets and sunrises. Skinny dipping. Horror movies. Simon Cowell. Family Guy. Garlic. Hearing somebody talk in their sleep. Being right. KFC. Abstract photography. Concerts and festivals. Tanning. Oversized t-shirts.

I would love to be a:

Police officer. Lawyer. Doctor. Teacher. Fruit picker. Mother. Greenpeace volunteer. Hippie. Groupie. Rockstar. Footballer’s wife. Therapist. Singer. Actress. Diving instructor. Lottery winner. Company owner. Housewife. Nurse. Builder. Race car driver. Website developer. An inspirational talker. Music teacher. Artist. Chef. Makeup artist. Hairdresser. Restaurant owner. Homeless shelter volunteer. Fitness trainer. Vet. Radio show host. Band manager.

I like to eat:

Fruit. Vegetables. Fast food. Sushi. In bed. Rice. Sandwiches. Subway. Chicken. Cakes. Seafood. A lot. Pasta. Rice crackers. When I’m bored. Cheese. Ice cream. Garlic bread. Peanut butter out of the jar. Eggs. Lots of ethnic foods. Pancakes. Honey. Lunch. Bread crusts. Low calorie foods. Soy products. Gluten free products. Only when I’m hungry. Toast. Breakfast. Pizza.

I dislike:

Cold mornings. Baths. People dissing my taste in music. People in front of me walking really slowly. Having my personal space invaded. Cleaning. Going to bed early. Wine/beer. Religion arguments. Coffee. The beach. Rain. Children. Having my photo taken. Drama. Gossiping. Hip hop. Cooking shows. Drugs. Cats. People singing happy birthday to me. Selfish people. Social networking sites. Swimming. Snow. Eminem. Seafood. One word text messages. Awkward silences. Alarm clocks. Hypocrites.


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